Pirated

The act of getting oneself drunk to the point of being incoherent.

This term may also be referred to as ownership.

I'm going to pirate your a$$.

I'm going to pirate my midterm tomorrow.

I got so pirated last night!

by Pirate Mcgee May 18, 2011

pirate key

Pirate key is a sexual term, referring to anal stimulation using one's pointer, middle, and pinky fingers. (i.e. two in the pink, one in the stink)

Damn, that broad from the bar was a freaky as hell last night, dawg. She wanted me to pirate key her ass, yo"

by LaydeeRealTalk September 18, 2015

tin pot pirate

a term used when the male at the point of ejaculation shoots in the females eye while simultaneously hitting her with a saucepan causing her to yell "YARRR" in a pirate fashion

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Pirate Bath

The process of washing just the arm pit area and the private area with a washcloth or handful of water. People will ask you to define a pirate bath, the easy definition is "pits and privates"

Kyle was in a helluva hurry and didn't have time to take a full shower. He instead took a pirate bath and he was on his way.

by gooch14 August 6, 2006

ass pirate

somebody who steals ones ass virginity without concent or free will

shane is a very skilled ass pirate

by shit bag April 9, 2006

Butt Pirate

someone who finds themselves completely absorbed and facinated in anal sex

don't go to sleep, the butt pirate will raid your asshole with vasoline

by Amy & Ashley "Butt Pirate" November 19, 2003

white pirate

after sex, ejaculating in the girls open eye, then kicking her in the shin, creating a pirate motion as she holds her eye and grabs her shin. As an eye patch and peg leg.

Dude, i gave her a white pirate last night!
Dude, you are the kinkiest bastard ive ever met

by patchypirate November 10, 2007