When you clap someone so hard that their cheeks begin to resemble the squishiness of a mustard packet.
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To vomit stomach bile into and elderly persons butthole (80+) and then proceed to pound the persons butthole via penis or fist.
Hey Darnell! Last night I gave your 90 year old grandfather a good old fashion dusty mustard pounding.
by Sir Battletoad January 30, 2017
Get the Dusty Mustard Pounding mug.Ejaculating a weeks worth of semen onto a females stomach upon climax.
( A weeks worth of ejaculate has the same color and texture of a light deli mustard.)
( A weeks worth of ejaculate has the same color and texture of a light deli mustard.)
by Tummy mustard September 14, 2018
Get the tummy mustard mug.A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals
“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Fuck Mustard mug.A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".
"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."
by p.smitty March 23, 2010
Get the A Schneider Mustache mug.When neither you nor your sexual partner has shaved your pubis, and while thrusting the two pieces of hair intersect, looking like the mustache of Joseph Stalin.
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