Dirty Kelly

When you use your rose toy with a homeless man.

“Aw man I didn’t get any sleep last night all I could hear was my mom getting a dirty Kelly downstairs!”

by Kay777 September 2, 2023

Kevin Kelly

A fella who is prone to an illegitimate flawed, logic less argument. Silly Height, silly hair, might be gay. His eyes don't work properly

Kevin Kelly you dont fucking know how to book an NCT

by ChimpToucher October 14, 2023

Lauren Kelly

Lauren Kelly is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. She gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a reason the smile at my darkest times, and a sense of purpose in this crazy world. She has a smile that can light up this whole universe and laugh that never fails to cheer someone up. She’s the most genuine kind person ever and you are the luckiest man alive if she somehow chooses you. Even luckier if she chooses to love you.

Lauren Kelly is the love of my life❤️

by Les Voyagers October 24, 2023

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot

dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024

Megyn Kelly

YOU WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING EITHER!

Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Ronan Kelly

Poopy head with grumpyitis from a lickle village hey

Oh is that Ronan Kelly jeepers

by anonymous February 7, 2024

Kamari Kelly

D1 athlete, future millionaire and business owner. Also goes by “Kelly”
This 6’5 handsome athlete is on the road to greatness. Very friendly person
This guy can basically do everything

Kamari is a Capricorn
Yo Kelly , how do you get the girls?
Kamari Kelly is a gift from god to the world

by Kell_30 November 20, 2023