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Julian Casablancas

Julian Casablancas is the amazingly good-looking, broody, swaggering vocalist of the Strokes. I never tire of listening to his somewhat hoarse voice singing anything. Well, his voice is hoarser at some times, and less hoarse at others. Anyway, it's (to me) a beautiful voice inside of a beautiful mouth on a beautiful face. Beautiful. :D Oh, forgot to mention that he smokes, drinks (tremendously), and does drugs. Oh, fun. Anyway, I'll definitely be at his funeral when he dies of lung cancer or some other organ failure. Or, if he finally quits the crap, if he just dies. I'll be there. And to the other Strokes, I'll be at all of your funerals, too. Sorry for getting off topic. Julian Casablancas has some of the most wonderful eyes ever, one of the most wonderful voices ever, the most charisma I've ever seen on stage, and the coolest way to hold a microphone. (Teach me!!)
It's really too bad Julian Casablancas is married. It's just cooler to think of him as single. I still go for Nick and Fab. And Nikolai, actually.

Julian Casablancas

the HOTTEST guy in the world..... you no it... the hair.... the eyes..... the VOICE... ohh the VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Julian Bartlett 

A grossly overpaid, predatory white male that hunts only petite Asian sales assistants as their prey.

Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.

Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"
"Hey look at that OAP dressed in all cashmere with that mail order malone.... Another Julian Bartlett"
Julian Bartlett by Ngiss July 25, 2019
His second name is juan. He is that kind of person who changes his mind faster than lightning mc queen, but answers slower than your grandmother, so never because your grandmother is dead. He looses everything so be sure to ask him every 5 minutes if he has all his stuff.
Friend: Hi Julian
Julian: ...

Girl: Hi Julian
Julian: ...

Mother: Hi Julian
Julian: ...
Julian by Dove545641586 October 5, 2021

King Julian 

A big boned beauty who has the moves playa playa, he'll be pulling a mud slide a tornado all the good good for his queen. He doesn't even care his little sisters in the room next door. He will baste that turkey on thanksgiving and stuff your stocking during Christmas. You will come home from a night with him looking like absolute hell but feeling like you've been touched by Jesus for even being in his presence.
-That King Julian from last night really showed me something new I'll be crawling for days.
-Girl I can tell when you walked into the house, I thought he hit you with his car!
King Julian by The Real Nick Cannon November 11, 2013
This girl is the most beautiful girl to ever exist in the world. She makes her man feel like his is the only one on the face of the earth that matters. I love her to death. She is my one, true, and only love. She always will be. She makes me feel so special
Juliana: "I loves you, daddy."
Boyfriend:"I loves you, baby girl."
Juliana by MadlyInLoveTB December 9, 2012