Liam Jones

this little blond super white kid loves the sport footy and plays basketball with also being an alright goalie at soccer he can quote on quote “get in with a girl” but jus cant get them he didnt get his first kiss when he hit puberty but hes still looking for it with the right girl he had only had 4 girlfriends with two being sisters and one of the sisters only dating for a split second and getting a kiss on a cheek in a stupid game of either spin the bottle or truth or dare he has few close mates and he doesnt really get bikini pics and rarely sends “ab pics” but its just coz hes skinny there not abs with getting a big glow up since puberty started and all his mates call him gay when he isnt

Year 7 girl who used to date him: “ OMG Liam Jones is actually so ugly. “
Her friend: “ well i dont think that

by Fat Bucks Fan July 10, 2021

Awkward Davy Jones

A spin off of the awkward turtle, Awkward Davy Jones is a funny hand sign to use in an extremely awkward situation to ease tension.

Using one hand, place your wrist by your chin so your fingers are pointing away from your face. Wriggle your fingers to mimic the tentacles on Davy Jones in the movies Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3.

John: So I heard some girl got really drunk at a party and ended up throwing up on Rick's shirt.

Jane: That was me...

John: -makes the awkward Davy Jones motion-

by Alli C April 29, 2008

jones face

The bagged out haggered looking face people get when they do copius amounts of hard drugs (cocaine, heroin, oxy-contin, extacy, crack, etc) for weeks even months on end, then suddenly become cut off completely from all the drugs.

"Look at that loser, what a fuckin jones face"

by Pino Demasi July 22, 2008

Roy Jones Jr.

used to be the best boxer pound for pound, until he moved up to heavyweght and beat RUIZ and got hella cocky. then on his next bout, got his ass kicked by Tarver, but those damn judges ripped him off.

Jones sucks donkey ballz

by iWuVkObE8BrYaNT March 13, 2004

Indiana Jones

adj. Used to describe the act of straddling an individuals face and slapping the face in a side to side manner with the penis like a whip.

Suzie passed out last night so I used the Indiana Jones to wake her up.

by The Wolfpack2010 June 20, 2010

indiana jones

When you have to crap and don't think you're going to make it. You run down the hall, drop your drawers and shit comes out as you're sitting down. Similar to the rolling rock scene in Indiana Jones movie lore.

Whew! I just barely made it to the crapper in time! That was a real Indiana Jones!

by thamongrel May 10, 2008

Les Jones

a sexy son of a bitch who lives in Owosso and has a monster weiner that he wraps around his leg so he can walk. He also loves peeps and will eat them like he was a crack addict

Girl- "Is it in yet?"

by I couldnt handle it March 21, 2005