Definitions by thamongrel

refragranced 

When you change the smell of something by farting directly onto or into it. Most effective with co-workers' furniture.

I was sitting in Virginia's chair and I refragranced it seven times. I think the last one was wet.

refragranced by thamongrel May 15, 2008

second-hand deuce

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

second-hand deuce by thamongrel May 11, 2008

indiana jones 

When you have to crap and don't think you're going to make it. You run down the hall, drop your drawers and shit comes out as you're sitting down. Similar to the rolling rock scene in Indiana Jones movie lore.

Whew! I just barely made it to the crapper in time! That was a real Indiana Jones!

indiana jones by thamongrel May 10, 2008

Kentucky windbreaker 

When you sit in a school-type chair and fart through the hole in the back. Especially effective when there is a flowered chair cushion underneath.

I thought no one heard me, but I forgot I was seated in a Kentucky windbreaker!

Kentucky windbreaker by thamongrel May 10, 2008

taint bubble 

When you fart, but the air comes up over your taint and tickles your balls or girly parts.

Oohhh! I just had a taint bubble! Lucky I had boxers on!

taint bubble by thamongrel May 10, 2008