Jesus Crispy

N. Meant as a derogatory description of fundamentalist Christians espousing "flakey" doctrine. Derived from cereal references. Rice Crispies, Rice Flakes etc.

"I wish that Jesus Crispy would stop trying to convert me."

by dirte13 April 27, 2006

Sarah Jessica Parker

a horse

Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse - scientific fact

by t.nu September 3, 2011

jesusbanger

An overly religious person who stresses his views onto others whether they like it or not. The difference between a 'jesusbanger' and a person with religion is that a 'jesusbanger' feels that anything conflicting their views should be against the law and states this profusely or takes care of the offense by themself. (See also, 'bible thumper.')

Probably derived from 'gangbanger' as both terms are used to refer to a person or thug who has an overly aggressive personality and certain views which they enforce.

Don't let Jaime come in here during the party. He's a jesusbanger and he's just waiting for an excuse to start something.

by ginandcoke August 24, 2010

Jessara

An original name usually meaning smart, beautiful, and amazing.

Wow she is so "Jessara"!

by BestSisterEver!!! July 20, 2011

Jesus Hugger

A Christian

Oh John, you're my favorite Jesus hugger!

by Stewie55 April 26, 2011

jesus christ its jason bourne

this is what the black guy says in the new Jason bourne movie.
I use this phrase when I see someone in my opinion, cooler than me.

Guy1: yo dude look who just walked into the bar!
Guy2: jesus Christ its Jason bourne!

by The guy with website humor February 14, 2017

Jessica

Probably the most lovely person you could ever meet, she's smart, intelligent and all around amazing. You should never take advantage of her innocence and should always be kind to her, she can make your day just by looking at you, you don't need to know her to love her. You should just be happy that she knows your name and will be kind and laugh with you -Remy Hannah

I love Jessica

by Remy hannah May 20, 2018