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Irish Hand Gernade

When a girl sucks you off and you bust a load in your hand while she closes her eyes in anticipation for the money shot. You then hold up your hand and count to 3... On 3, you slam her in the forehead with your hand, delivering a custard facial. This often leads to the Zombie.
the little fuck who thought it was cool to steal my word is gonna get an irish hand gernade in his face.
by KevinOD November 3, 2006
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Irish Wristwatch

Sexual act performed by inserting a potato into an orifice (generally a vagina) and twisting your wrist as though you were checking the time on a watch.

Potato used in place of a dildo.

This act typically follows or accompanies copious amounts of drinking, usually whiskey or beer but also mixed drinks - such as Irish carbombs.
I met this kinky chick at the bar and went back to her place, where I gave her an Irish wristwatch.
by Light1980 October 2, 2009
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irish

1. People from Ireland
2. The most commical and funny and cool accent ever
3. People who were pestered by the English for around 800 years, poor dears..
4. All of them have at least one leprechaun!
5. People who in the olden days usually always had the smell of whiskey on 'em.
" Aye you feckin' irish "
oi, watch ya tongue u irish pric!
by lubei December 28, 2005
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Irish Gentleman

A mythical creature of the likes of Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and unicorns.
Girl: "I just want to meet a nice, Irish gentleman."
Friend: "Well, you won't because there is no such thing."
by BeatGoRaTaTa September 21, 2009
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irish pub slide

The act of dumping a full beer into a females vagina and continuing to bang her (drinking of the beer afterwards is optional).
ill go grab a hineken and we can do a irish pub slide.
by joshborchshawn November 8, 2007
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Irish Exit

Creeper: You get any from that drunk girl last night
Other Creeper: Yeah she let me stick it in her irish exit.
by OrdinaryFreak101 June 23, 2011
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Irish lawnmower

When tie your beard hair to your dick to beat off with
by austinpokrant December 11, 2016
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