Call Her Alaska

A band that started in Westford, MA. Played at the Parish Center for the Arts. They had amazing music, but broke up after the lead singer became annoying, and needy.

The band was loved by a lot of Westford kids, and occasionally people still talk about them. They were the only good band that Westford has ever had.

westford academy

Call Her Alaska was a pretty amazing band.

by callheralaskalover January 25, 2010

dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.

by bimbo baggins November 24, 2008

cuffed her muff

the act of cuping a woman's vagina or grabbbing it.

Lisa walked up to me looking very horny, so I cuffed her muff to feel how wet she was.

by joeysito December 10, 2008

Popped her apple

To take a girls oral virginity.

"Dude i totally popped her apple last night!"
"You get some ass last night?" - " Well...i totally popped that bitch's apple"

"The poor man's cherry"

by Jim Platner March 29, 2008

whats her nuts

When you don't know a persons name, instead of saying "what's her name" you say "what's her nuts"

So I was talking to whats her nuts.

Also:
What's her/his titties
What's her/his fuck

by Lathey August 21, 2006

i'd bang her

An expression that you may hear at PN describing what EMM would do with Angelina, MO would do with Jessica, and PNR would do with Jennifer A....(if you can believe that ess !!)

MO: No way Matt, she's a pig and there's no way I'd bang her.

by PNGUYS July 02, 2007

painted her face

Sperm on a girls face

Bro I painted her face last night

by BDDNiqqa November 30, 2016