Happy hour

Situation when you wake up 1 hour before alarm, and realise that you can sleep that period.

Oh it's 6AM, i have 1 more hour... happy hour.... zzzzzzz!

by MCiGGzy August 1, 2010

Happy ending

When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?'

The perfect ending to the weekend was getting Happy Ending from Kako last night at the massage parlor.

by Asian Lover Mike May 29, 2005

Happy Salmon

Putting a hand between the legs of somebody (unknown to the person) and moving your hand rapidly back and forth, touching the legs, in an attempt to freak the person out. The motion of the hand resembles a fish out of water.

-"We so scared that girl with the happy salmon we just pulled. She keeps her back to the wall at all times now. Hahaha!!!"

by IrrelephantElelphant March 28, 2010

Happy Valley

The area where Penn State is located. The greatest place on earth for college. So named because everyone is always partying and happy!

"I go to Penn State, the heart of Happy Valley."

by portero August 30, 2006

Happiness

is:
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.

Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.

Check that out! i actually wrote the "i" in 'brian'.

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005

haphazard

To do something without order or planning, or to seem random. Easily remembered because it sounds and is basically the same as half-assed.

His room seemed haphazard with the clothes scattered everywhere.

by some hobo with a computer November 25, 2009

See what had happen was

Commonly used when trying to explain somethin that had resulted from wrong doing, or forgetfulness or somethin thats just really hard to explain or not wanting to be explained.

Parent: Y aint the dishes done?

Child: Well see what had happen was!(pause) 106 and park was on!

or:

Husband: Y iz u late comin home?

wifey: ummm See what had happen was (pause) I got lost!

by BabyBunny08 February 22, 2009