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god

1. The combination of Water and Music, things I could not live without.
2. The eternal, enigmatic source of life and fortune.
3. The Challenger
4. Unlike me,does not get angry when you insult him, you pathetic little fools
Jesus, Yahweh, Elohim, Jah Ras Tafari, Jupiter, Imana, etc.......
by Pipecock Jackstone June 27, 2003
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GOD

None believer: what has GOD every gave me, where is the proof ?

believer: take this antidepression pills little girl and stop bitching. :)
by SENO664 July 17, 2011
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god

a amn who gets to fuck with everyones lives withought getting their ass kicked for it.
man, that guy is like a god!!!
by nicky howen May 1, 2004
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god

The almighty ruler of heaven and earth. Well thats "God". If your just talking about "a god" it could be Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, or even Bob if you want.
Some people do not believe in any god, and some believe in a symbolic one. These are the most brilliant people on the planet(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think he enjoys, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." -John Lennon
by Jim Steele September 8, 2008
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god

a kind being that helps us all ::cough cough it seemed funny::
by Anonymous April 18, 2003
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god

God, steve and wayne, two controlling figures that rock everyones world. Everything that we do is envyed by the world. God.. we rock
Steve and Wayne are god, we rule the world. Everyone looks up to how cool and badass we are.
by steve March 2, 2005
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God!

The man up stairs who is all loving and is allways misspoken about and taken for granted. Meny like to make jokes bcause it is to hard for them to say that there is someone bigger and beter then them. Plus they just can't see how anyone could love them after all of the crack they've snorted and STDs they have. The def given for {God} well most of them (I stoped reading it after awile) are incorect and the ones giving them have never been shown, or given, love and wouldn't know a loving God if he was standing infrount of them.
saved his people from egypt, Died on the cross, God! gave his only son so that you and I can live with him forever
by rockthewall July 8, 2010
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