Grandpas' Eyebrows

Grandpas' Eyebrows... their everywhere...

Being all over the place, or crazy. Rarely used for items, more used for people.

Billy shouted at Wanda for no reason AGAIN- Zach

Yeah man hes like Grandpas' Eyebrows- Tyler

by Rock Dagger April 27, 2010

Grandpa Smile

When somebody smiles like a grandpa with no dentures in.

CC: Dude your grandpa smile is disturbing me.
Adrian: Oh, sorry, I'll stop smiling...
Natausha: Dude your Smile is scaring children.

by bekkuhkidd February 28, 2011

Granddaddy Boy

Grown ass man that still acts like a little boy, and only thinks with his dick.

He's a granddaddy boy because he only text you late at night.

by datbihoverthere July 10, 2017

Grandama Canal

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.

Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.

by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018

Grandmother trying to catch a duck

when there's an animal (Most likely a duck) in your backyard and you get your feeble grandmother to try and catch it

well that's one Grandmother trying to catch a duck

by Boi boi mega edge! May 28, 2018

GrandFather Sauce

GrandFather Sauce Meaning: A man of the age 60 or older's diarrhea

Bob: Wholly shit it smells like GrandFather Sauce, Dave, Do something about it.

by Dick Ass Fuck Bitch Cunt Cock June 15, 2018

Grandpa Shark

Grandpa Shark is the old guy outside the elementary school looking to pick up a baby shark doo doo doo doo da doo and molest it in his basement

Yesterday a Grandpa Shark was arrested for kidnapping little kids and molesting them in his basement.

by puick pride awareness October 8, 2018