granddad flop

when you have an iron deficiency and your cat escapes from the living room so you get out of your chair to get her but midway through the corridor your deficiency kicks in and your brain feels funny and your sight goes dark and you fall to the floor in a granddad fashion.... by that I mean you fall to the ground hella slowly and just lie there.

I'm ashamed to admit

"yoo Jessica got up but like she did the granddad flop thingy duuudeee. it was soo funny mannn"

by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020

Grand canyon

Mona's fitta

"Bror haru sett Mona elr hone cok kattig"
> Nej bror hon har Grand Canyon fitta

by Grandcanyonexplorer69 May 15, 2020

grandbum

Is traditionally the mother of or legal guardian to a Baby Momma Terrorist. They acquire decades worth of knowledge on how to manipulate and fraud the welfare system to pass along to the next generation. Any poor parenting habits exhibited by the Baby Momma Terrorist is learned directly from the Grandbum. Also see Wefare Queen.

He was unable to see his child on father’s day because the grandbum is evil and has residential custody.

by Jack City June 21, 2020

Grand Karen

A third generation Karen. The type of old bitch who has enjoyed 50+ years of white privilege. She the Charizard of Karens. She is proud of her daughter Karen and all that she has accomplished with the use of her white tears

Yo did you see that old white bitch get punched in the face?

Yeah man, that was Grand Karen.

by Hardtruths June 25, 2020

Galandy

Some one who has a very big dick

Jakob is sexy and has a big galandy

by Fyjhvguib August 5, 2020

garlanda

the most PERFECT young lady anyone could meet. she so nice and caring you puts everyone else before her!

Garlanda is so nice! She gave me $100!

by linichdhjdnlkdcsilhfoihifhhhoi September 18, 2020

Grandan

An older gentleman who was around when zeppelins ruled the sky.

My Grandan thinks zeppelinss can fly, I don’t have the heart to tell him their boobs.

by Monkey face 26 October 29, 2020