french army

36,000 people with their hands in the air.

The french army is the butt of many jokes. The accusations of cowardice are often strongly denied, although never when there's anyone else to hear. Just in case.

by 1phreman April 13, 2009

french oven

When you are getting a BJ under the covers and then you fart.

I made my dick tent into a french oven.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

French Fries

1. A deep-fried food made with potato, and originated in Belgium. Bear in mind that the word "French" in the term is a verb, NOT noun.
2. What some ignorant like to call "Freedom Fries"
3. Others simply refer it as fries.

Want some french fries?

by Jack Cheung June 10, 2005

French Hot Dog

A penis between two large breasts, especially while she is wearing a French-maid or medieval wench outfit.

"She had her French Maid's outfit on and I had my tube-steak between her huge boobs. It was a real French Hot Dog!! I left her covered in Mayonaise!'"

by JBPhoto October 23, 2009

French Lick

A game where a group of people, male and female, pick two players to remove their clothes until they are naked and cover their chest and genitalia with whipped cream and everybody else has to pick a spot in one of those areas and lick a portion off until one of the players has little to no whipped cream remaining on their body. It doesn't matter whether the person covered in whipped cream is the same gender as the person who has to lick a section off. There are three levels to the game. In the first level, the two competitors are female. The second level, the competitors are both male. In the final level, the competitors are male and female. The levels can be rotated until every person in the group has been chosen. The game players have a choice about whom they want to lick and there are no boundaries. There are different variants of the game. For example, players can have winners in each level compete against each other until there is one person left as the winner. This game is popular with bi-sexuals, people who are comfortable with their sexuality, or anyone curious enough to experiment the same sex.

Girl #1: "I'm so bored at this party!!"
Boy #1: "I know what you mean!"

Boy #2: "Hey everyone! How about we play French lick?"
Girl #2: "I'm down for it! How about you guys? Wanna play?"

Girl #1: "I don't know...."
Girl #2: "C'mon, you know you wanna!" *starts touching girl's hips*
Girl #1: "Oh, all right! As long as you keep picking me." *smile sexily*
Girl #2: "Oh, I will." *licks lips*

Boy #1: "Sweet!" *brofists boy #2*

by cassylisa October 28, 2012

France

A country that many people are harsh about, but they are just jealous because french people are proud of the country they live in. There is that typical stereotype of smoking like chimneys and onions round their necks, but you are all wrong - we're all human.

There are four different parts to France, North, South, East and West, all different and special from one another.
North: Quite a boring area, but a good place to do some decnet shopping. Not the nicest of towns, but best of all, the capital - Paris. It's beautiful, you just have to look in the right areas.
East: Again another boring part, just plain land for farming, France will never run out of food.
West: Near Spain, lovely place to be with the Pyranees and the sea nearby. Second best area in France.
South: The best part with incredible weather, to moutains ans famous beaches. It so hard to describe because it so wonderful there - go there!

oh my god this place is amazing, we must be in France!

by frenchieyeaaaaaaaah July 10, 2009

French Crueller

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008