Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.

What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket

by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015

face pic

A photo predominantly of your face, similar to a portrait photo showing your head and shoulders.

"Do you have a face pic so I can see what you look like?"

by Jay Greenfield August 7, 2018

Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.

Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.

by Gingerbread Man 09 May 18, 2020

septer face

A girl who is attractive in all aspects, except her face. (sept-her-face). Like a girl with a hot bod, but ugly face. See also butterface

From the back, Jen looked hot, but when she turned around it was clear she was a septer face.

by Nika April 18, 2005

skid face

what you look like when you are drunk enough to tumble forward and skid your face.

Man, you had your skid face on last night, you were so fucked up!

by faboomal September 24, 2008

Popsicle Face

1. The smile of a small child when they are given a popsicle for no reason.

2. Smiling because you know you're about to get into trouble.

Dan said I had a popsicle face when the copier sales girl was flirting with me.

by Bo Dizzle August 21, 2007

wastie face

face transfiguration resulting from mass consumption of booze

she definitely took advantage of the fact that you were drunk and wastie face

by deadlatte January 13, 2008