Fake 

Brooklyn.

someone who likes to talk crap behind your back and betray you even though you were there for her and never would’ve done the same. aka Brooklyn.

ex. my fake ex best friend betrayed me.

Fake by urbandic_genius November 30, 2019

Fajesus 

A term used in shock or anger.

What the fajesus are you doing?! Fajesus John, what are you doing?

Fajesus by El coyote January 20, 2020

Fake 

Something that is a scam

Urban dictionary: Get a FAKE mug for ________.\

Fake by OP potato April 11, 2020

Fake friends 

They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.

Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.

Fake friends by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020

Fake Offer

An offer you don't expect someone to accept and you don't want them to, but will deliver on if they accept. Typically, a fake offer is offered for the reason of appearing polite or for the hopes of receiving a real offer in return in the future.

I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am

Fake Offer by Mr. W0nderful September 15, 2020

Faces 

The fag and dyke epicenter of Sacramento, CA. This nightclub is filled with AIDS and all kinds of staph infections.

Paullywog went to Faces one night because his fag hag friends made him go.

Faces by crudmonkey October 29, 2020

fake depressed elementary schooler 

Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!

Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)

Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler

fake depressed elementary schooler by izanami uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu November 27, 2020