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Pronounced: in-grish
English language written or translated by men or women in East Asian countries. This text is usually translated by someone without the knowledge of traditional American English or with very poor translating skills. Also, the lack of spoken English is lacking so the translator isn't aware of his typos. ENGRISH is usually comprehendable and typos sure be accepted as normal text since this is part of the translation process. ENGRISH can be found in many places, some of which are User's Manuals of imported goods, signs, menus, to bizarrely worded advertisements and strange t-shirt slogans and even some billboards in in English speaking cities in Asia like Hong Kong and Tokyo.
"All your base are belong to us" , this is ENGRISH from the game 'Zero Wing' on the Sega Genesis
ENGRISH by TekBoi November 26, 2006
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Englischeisse 

a word, a phrase or a sentence that is supposedly written in English, but is nothing but a huge mistake pretending to be an English word - common in crappy translations (from German - "scheisse" - "crap" or "shit") conducted by people who do not know English at all or know very little;
Mike: Oh my God, look at that toy police cruiser!
Jenna: What?
Mike: They wrote "Justness" instead of "Justice". That'a huge Englischeisse!
Englischeisse by KurtSteinerPL August 27, 2009
A retarded way of the English language, such as claimed "typos" when they were never corrected
Damn Beckett, I didn't know that your retarded ass spoke Englesh
Englesh by icewallowpis September 21, 2020

Englished 

To get unbelievably stupid drunk
I went to McSorleys the other night and got so englished that I fell asleep on the train and wound up in the middle of nowhere.
Englished by DBrads March 12, 2008
A common spelling mistake of "English"
Foreigner: Hey man, um sorry for my engish I'm not a native speaker
American: O it ok dood lol ur eng is fine lol but u miss speelt english lol
A distorted version of the English language, usually used online and full of errors. Unfortunately, these errors are usually deliberate.
Emglish in action...
Girl 1: dijd u c that boy? he was totes cutte
Girl 2: i kno rite
Emglish by Morgan L November 12, 2008
The English language spoken by someone with a heavy Asian accent to near Scooby Doo extent.
"I am spreaking Engrish. Whrat the fruck is da matter wif you?"
Engrish by GodLivesInAK November 12, 2009