Englischeisse

a word, a phrase or a sentence that is supposedly written in English, but is nothing but a huge mistake pretending to be an English word - common in crappy translations (from German - "scheisse" - "crap" or "shit") conducted by people who do not know English at all or know very little;

Mike: Oh my God, look at that toy police cruiser!
Jenna: What?
Mike: They wrote "Justness" instead of "Justice". That'a huge Englischeisse!