drumpf

The itch you get around your butthole, when you don't wipe well enough. AKA trump

Sorry I'm so fidgety. I have a nasty case of drumpf.

by bonum_ceti August 18, 2016

Dumbfucks

a serious illness effecting the brain. it can usually come about by a: being dropped on your head as a child. b: getting hit by a speeding bus and surviving. c: any sort of coma you wake up from

"you shit heads got a serious case of the dumbfucks,cant you do anything right?"

by St00pid October 14, 2008

two pump cum dump

When there's been a lot foreplay and it only takes two pumps of a penis to get them to cum

I was with my date last night and it ended with a two pump cum dump

by Cake.is.my.otp August 19, 2017

Air dump

Another word for a fart. This word accentuates the rather foul odor accompanied by the noise, as it closely resembles the presence of fecal matter. Cleanup may be required after expulsion.

I just took an air dump in the other room. I about vomited.

by PsvyXlone Aeon May 25, 2009

donald dump

a racist lying jerk face

Donald dump was elected president because some people are dumb and want walls

by hikierus January 25, 2019

trumped dump

When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.

I took a trumped dump at work today. My co workers don't want to hear about it anymore.

by cheeseman 2010 November 14, 2016

pump and dump

Going to a gas station and pumping petrol so that you can get the keys to the bathroom to take a dump.

"Oh man, we've been on this road trip for ages! We're gonna have to pump and dump!"

by pump and dump April 5, 2015