Cum Crunch

When the girl bites your dick off when you cum in her mouth

Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch

Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.

by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023

capsule cruncher

A person who chews, or crunches, on the capsule instead of swallowing it normally with water.

" I'm not a capsule cruncher, I swear!"

by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 14, 2024

'Poverty Crunch'

Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.

Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.

You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!

by Anoncuck22 March 19, 2024

capsule cruncher

When someone chews or crunches pills, instead of swallowing them with water like normal.

Megan: "Yo Jerry, do you chew or swallow your pills?"

Jerry: "I chew them, why?"

Megan: "I KNEW YOU WERE A CAPSULE CRUNCHER!"

by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 23, 2024

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024

canadian crunch

The act of going to Urban Dictionary to look up what Canadian Crunch means after seeing an AI image of it in the Cursed AI group.

I didn't know what the hell a Canadian Crunch was so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Parksman0606 July 1, 2024