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The Company Smile

When management hires contractors to shove a bunch of power tools in your mangina
Ever since those contractors gave Ryan “The Company Smile” he’s been well behaved.
by GummyJizz August 17, 2018
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deb complex

A type of person who consumes Little Debbies on a regular. They are sometimes referred to as Deb, Debra, Debora, Lil Deb, Debbie, and Lil Debbie. People with Debra Complex happen to be slightly angry, tall, and long. Very interesting breed.
1. You’re such a Deb! You must have have Deb Complex.
2. Did you really just eat 2 boxes of Little Debbies? You must have Deb Complex.
3. I found your hidden stash of Little Debbies, I think you may have Deb Complex
by sk8terpng April 1, 2019
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Go compost yourself

Ultimate eco-nerd insult, invented by lifeguards in Pittsburgh. Your not worth trash, or recycling, you need to decompose and come back as a plant.
“Jared, you forgot to bring the kombucha! Go compost yourself”
by plantlord69 May 26, 2019
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Micromegas Complex

To view other human beings, largely, as a fascination or a sociological zoo or study subject or subjects. Based on Voltaire's Sci-Fi story and character Micromegas.
I watch porn with a Micromegas Complex. or My Micromegas Complex makes social situations difficult.
by pornstitute February 12, 2020
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Chronic Complainer

A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.

Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.
Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.
by Hazelwudi July 8, 2020
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Batman Complex

The tendency the general population has to follow and praise those who are slightly above average, instead of those who have achieved much greater things.
Average dude: "Hey, look at this athlete I'm following on instagram, he can bench 100kg!"
Well-read dude: "That's cool. I'm following this chick who can bench 110kg. She's a middle-weight powerlifter. You can follow her too."
Average dude: "I don't know about that..."
Well-read dude: "Maybe you have a Batman Complex then?"
Average dude: "Maybe.. Bye"
by EthicalHacker6.9 August 10, 2020
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meat computer

A way to describe your brain
I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer
by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021
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