Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies found his claim to fame by shooting a gun and the bullet striking the ground and upcame a spout of oil. Typically, this act occurs when a man and a woman are having sex in the doggy-style position and the man becomes half-way hard. He then proceeds to urinate inside the woman, pulling out right as he finishes, only to watch his urine spout from her anus in a similar fashion that oil shot up from the ground.

I filled that bitches ass up and gave her the Jed Clampett.

I pulled a Jed Clampett on this bitch while fucking her in a chair and she got it all over her new jacket that was on the backrest.

by Grizz Mint January 13, 2008

Camp Judaea

a place where counselors are hornier than the chanichim.

camp judaea;
Jon: yo did you get with ashley last night?
Nick: Nah papo, I had shmira

by jdjdjd August 24, 2016

Boot Camp

When you plan to have a booty call spend the night.

I need to check the locks on my doors, Alison Lohman is coming over for Boot Camp tonight!

by Skurvy23 July 8, 2009

Campbell

1) A sudden fit of anger causing one to pitch their cell phone at an assistant causing bodily harm and lawsuits.

If you look at me like that again, I'm gonna Campbell you!!!

by HankB September 7, 2007

Campaign Supernova

The final destination John McCain, Sarah Palin, and the U.S. Republican Party will reach on November 4th, 2008, at approximately 9 p.m. eastern time. When the election season reaches this logical conclusion, the GOP Presidential ticket and congressional candidates will go out in a spectacular, flaming display; and Americans will find McCain caught beneath a landslide, in a Campaign Supernova "in the sky".

Mark your calendars for Nov. 4th: if you go outside after the polls close on the East Coast, you should be able to see McCain-Palin explode in a Campaign Supernova.

by Ronald Ray Gun March 10, 2009

camp shirt

1. Button down utility shirts made of durable fabric containing pockets on each breast, bicep, oblique, and completed by a buttoned shoulder strap.

2. Panty dropping gear.

Question: "Bro, what are you wearing on the party bus?"

Answer: "The Issue is wearing a camp shirt."

by The Dissent February 4, 2010

Walter Camp

Born Walter Chauncey Camp in New Britain, Connecticut
Born April 7th, 1859 - Died March 14th, 1925

One of the biggest influences in American history. Inventor/Creator of football. Started his invention in the late 1870's and finished in the early 1880's. Attended Yale University and went pre-med. Also played on Yale's football team as halfback and was team captain. After attending Yale, he coached there, until he transferred to coaching Stanford. Selected the early All-American Teams. Was a great halfback and a sure tackler.

Natty: Hey Conner...

Conner: Yeah?

Natty: Who did you say you did your report on and what did they do?

Conner: It was Walter Camp and he invented football.

Natty: Oh, GOTCHA!!!

by Conner Wilson April 18, 2007