Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service

I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.

by Chargingsugar October 3, 2014

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chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015

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chapata

Chapata is a slutty whore who sucks dic

Eww girl look at that chapata all over my man

by Chapata February 28, 2016

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Chapeeshka

Just like the beloved word "squanche," Chapeeshka is a word that describes everything and anything that relates to everyday life. It can be used to replace swear words! Enjoy

I want to get the Chapeeshka out of here!
You little Chapeeshka get over it.
Awe i Chapeeshka you!
I want to Chapeeshka you forever.

by Jaymasterfuzz December 23, 2016

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Chap

A chap in prison is a measuring tool. A chap stick lid is used to measure drugs, so inmates ask for a "chap of weed {Marijuana}" or a "chap of ice {Methamphetamine}".

Hey man can you send me a chap of Ice I can send you 100 Walmart to Walmart.

by S455R525 May 15, 2016

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