by chapsta July 6, 2007
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TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.
by skaterboy December 30, 2007
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A person who excessively corrects others on grammar, spelling and pronunciation to the point of extreme annoyance.
Juan: "erny ill be there in ten minutes"
Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.
Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!
Erny: "Don't you mean I'll be there in ten minutes.
Juan: ok captain grammar! i am texting and driving.. dick!
by jrodp27755 August 11, 2010
Get the captain grammar mug.1. someone who says something completely innappropriate.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.
2. the spouter of a ridiculously innapropriate comment. Used in a sarcastic way.
Person A: "Hey lets go put a bunch of corn dogs in that person's hot tub!"
Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."
Person B: "Whoa good one captain appropriate."
by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010
Get the Captain Appropriate mug.Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.
He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.
Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.
Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.
He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.
Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.
Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.
I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.
by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011
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To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.
To gain the title Captain Moonrays you will need to have had sex at least several hundred times.
by Captain Moonrays November 17, 2011
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by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011
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