alaska

someone ,usually female, that is a complete state

named so because alaska is the biggest state in america

Tom: OMG look at that girl

Holly: Why?

Tom: She is an absolute alaska!

by Tom ELbourne December 9, 2008

Alaskan Salmon Catcher

The gay/lesbian version of the Alaskan Skydiver or Spear thrower.

GiGi catapulted off the bed onto Emily attempting the Alaskan Salmon Catcher; however, she failed and could tragically no longer have children.

by emgigi July 7, 2009

Alaskan Beaver

Allowing your lover to deficate on your chest, shape the feces into a log, and shave their pubic hair onto it to give the poo a hairy look.

In my sleep, I felt something warm and furry on my chest, only to wake up and remember that the girl from last night had given me an Alaskan Beaver.

by Thisnamehasnotbeenused November 7, 2011

Dachi alasania

Fat fuck

U so fukin fat u almost on a dachi alasania level

by Big dik man April 28, 2019

alaskan chillard

The act of shitting, then freezing your shit, then using your frozen shit as a dildo.

Yo Janet,
you want the alaskan chillard tonite?

Oh yeah, I do.

by chillard slayer November 2, 2008

Alaskan bull worm

When you color an uncurcumsized penis green and then ejaculate over a girls ass while she farts so it sprays right back onto your penis. This will undoubly make your dick look like a worm covered in snow from alaska.

I got the alaskan bull worm yesterday.
Venny Nestawhatthefuckisthisname.

by CumDrinker666 January 26, 2010

alaskin top hat

when u take a ethan solis cut off his head and replace it with a flounder.

That bitch got a alaskin top hat done to them like tony danza

by edmiaston19 March 1, 2009