Allowing your lover to deficate on your chest, shape the feces into a log, and shave their pubic hair onto it to give the poo a hairy look.
In my sleep, I felt something warm and furry on my chest, only to wake up and remember that the girl from last night had given me an Alaskan Beaver.
by Thisnamehasnotbeenused November 7, 2011
The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.
Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,
by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 16, 2010