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Complete Fucking Asshole

Someone much more than an incredible jerk. Someone much like Satan. A very dangerous and intensely fucking evil person.

Signals that someones an asshole (Very dangerous, avoid these people):
#1 Someone/Some people who laughs at you.
#1.1 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you after you snapped and went to the Childrens/Adults hospital over 5 times.
#1.2 Someone/Some people who STILL laughs at you while/when you just been Physically/Verbally abused.
#2 Someone/Some people who fuck up your mental health.
Ex.#1: Lots of people are Complete Fucking Assholes.
Ex.#2: A little 13 girl named Suzie Witherspoon, and a little 15 boy named Thomas Witherspoon were obviously brother & sister. One day a big, fat, ugly bully/popular bastard guy named Earl Evans in their school, Spread a/some rumor(s) about them all over New Brunswick (where they lived)!! Everywhere they went most people laughed at them inside their vehicles. 2 years later they were both found dead by suicide under the polluted-with-human-shit river.
by Caitlin13579 October 12, 2008
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a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.
"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."
by Aug February 16, 2007
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Asshole Schizophrenia

Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.
Individuals with Asshole Schizophrenia can be found at this pub.
by ginerous and loving. January 14, 2011
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spherical asshole

A complete asshole. An utter waste of chromosomes. Spherical because a complete asshole has no redeeming features whatsoever and is still an asshole no matter which way you look at him/her, just as a sphere presents the same circular outline no matter which direction it is viewed from.
He may have been a junkie for ten years and trashed all his friends, but even when he's gone cold turkey don't expect him to say sorry. He's a spherical asshole.
by Fearman November 11, 2007
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asshole tax

A tax, mostly given to minors, who are having someone of legal age buy them alcohol, or cigarettes. any item they cannot personally purchase themselves
Hey Mike, you charged those kids an asshole tax for that alcohol? good job.
by amaaanda September 19, 2007
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asshole

someone who gets anything he wants any time he wants without having to work for it.
my friend with the new Italian dirtbike is such an "asshole".
by the blue blazer February 19, 2005
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assbox

The actual asshole. Not the entire ass, cheeks included, just the hole.
Damn, I would love to eat that chick's assbox out.
by Turning Gargoyle November 27, 2006
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