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apple tourettes

Commonly associated with the tic, or movement disorder in which a person who suffers from Apple Tourettes is having an episodic manifestation i.e. swearing uncontrollably, expressing anger or frustration that is uncontrollable will also throw objects close at hand including apples.
The individual suffering from Apple Tourettes was observed in a state of anger and frustration, reaching for, and throwing an apple at the target of their anger, narrowly missing their head.
by An apple a day September 21, 2016
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appleogize

a half-witted apology without apologizing.
I appleogize for saying "grab them by the P*$$Y."
by Big Fuzz October 20, 2016
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apples

Those are some big apples!

I like apples, you like bananas.
by frabrizio November 17, 2016
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Apple Dildo

by MA MA Beer December 13, 2016
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Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.
Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?
by aPervyGeinocolgist February 6, 2017
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apple

why the fuck do you not know what an apple is.
by turtle tosser 123456789 February 15, 2017
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Appletard

1. The exact opposite of an Apple "Genius".
2. Anyone who works for Apple corp.
3. Anyone who uses an Apple product and believes they are safe from google snooping and tracking.
Why is the function to add a bookmark NOT under the book icon? Why is it in the share folder next to texting? Fucking Appletards!
by noneyo June 5, 2017
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