aPervyGeinocolgist's definitions

Cherry Pie

When you cum in a girl when she's on her period.

1."Ah, shitface squirrel turds! You didn't tell me you was on your period!"
2."Welp, daddy, I guess we're just gonna have to make a cherry pie."

by aPervyGeinocolgist May 19, 2018

Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.

Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?

by aPervyGeinocolgist February 6, 2017