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wattpad fanfiction fever 

Picture this: you're chillin' like a penguin in a sauna, minding your own business, when suddenly your brain starts doing the Macarena and insists it's time to write a Wattpad fanfiction. This condition, scientifically known as "Imaginative Scribblemania," strikes at the most inconvenient times, like when you're supposed to be adulting or sleeping.

Now, brace yourself for the twisty plot noodles: you're not just writing any fanfic; you're resurrecting the mythical legends, Domique Ash and Sofia Hex. These two are like the Avengers of your imagination, and their fans are thirstier for their comeback than a dehydrated cactus in the Sahara.
Satanas : Caught in the grip of Wattpad Fanfiction Fever, Emily concocted a wildly imaginative tale where Cristiano Ronaldo traded his cleats for wizard robes, casting spells on the soccer field while Domique Ash and Sofia Hex cheered from the sidelines.
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the place where 12 year olds innocence goes to die.
12 y/o: "hey, i downloaded wattpad to write a book!"
20 y/o: "oh no.."
12 y/o: "and anime books and-"
20 y/o: "ohhhhh no"
wattpad by the_neighbors_kid August 15, 2023

Whatta Whatta 

Whatta Whatta is an expression of surprise or confusion or maybe even a touch of excitement. The term Whatta Whatta signifies the human experience of hitting it, especially after the biggest 'im him moment'.
Farrrr Mashallah Whatta Whatta Hit it bruu Hit it
Whatta Whatta by Mashallah Hit it November 8, 2023

wattbrain 

roleplaying in your mind, or thinking of your life like a book and narrating your movements like you are in a wattpad story.
Brain: As the pretty girl walked down the stairs, she was met by a group of darkly handsome young guys who all fell in love with her glowing crimson eyes...

Me: Jesus christ I need to stop Wattbraining
wattbrain by Haru-Official December 13, 2023

Wattpad relationship height

A wattpad relationship height is where one person is 4'11 and the other is 7ft tall buff and sounds like batman.
Gosh i wish i had a wattpad relationship height with my boyfriend!

Girl, shes the tallest u can get

U WANT A TREEEEEE
The land of horny mfs
Emily: I love reading smut on wattpad
wattpad by RensCD March 25, 2024
A tribe of African dark skinned who do rituals, and the term can refer to an African American person
Chloe: Whoa how is your brick this huge? Jeremiah: Oh! I did the watta ritual!
watta by ciralmanalive April 10, 2024