Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.
Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!
by mrbrain December 16, 2011
Get the tool mug.A guy, specifically one in middle school or ages 12-15, who wears baggy shorts, a backwards baseball hat, and acts like he wants to have sex with every girl he meets, and is a douche to everyone else.
by rastcou646 August 10, 2012
Get the toolbaggin' mug.A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.
by Around Uranus February 9, 2013
Get the tool mug.A person who likes to take pictures of himself or with others posing, usually with wanna be hashtags such as; #gettingswole #letsgetit #gettingbig. A tool could have very many names, some examples would be; Devin, Chet, Chad, Brad, Jimmy. These people are very annoying and obnoxious and must be put to a violent stop!!!!
Clyde: "hey Dave, look at this picture if this guy flexing."
Dave: "shit man!!!! That's my friend brad, he's a fuckin tool!!!"
Dave: "shit man!!!! That's my friend brad, he's a fuckin tool!!!"
by Tittybreath May 30, 2013
Get the Tool mug.A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.
J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?
E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
by mojothedog September 5, 2013
Get the Tool Shed mug.Somebody fake who changes who they are just to fit in. Somebody who is easily manipulated by peer pressure. Somebody who is a fool that doesn't think for themselves.
Examples of prominent tools are:
President Donald Trump (a tool for Steve Bannon)
Vice President Mike Pence ( a tool for everyone who says they are Christian)
President Donald Trump (a tool for Steve Bannon)
Vice President Mike Pence ( a tool for everyone who says they are Christian)
by Daniel Long February 12, 2017
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