table pussy

eating pussy on a table with a spoon

" I told her,her pussy looked so good I could eat it for breakfast. So I threw her up on the table and ate that shit with a spoon,she had a table pussy."

by thankstolarry October 3, 2008

table nazi

One who has nothing better to do than watch for people who sit on table tops and tells them that they cannot sit on the table because it will break.

Spc. Lutes: Hey! You can't sit on that table. It will break.

Sgt. Table Sitter: Yeah?? Well fuck you, you fobbit faggot. Go run a mile and talk to me when you get back. Don't you have some spatula's to wash? What color is your belt buckle?? You fucking Table Nazi!

by ScotyV October 30, 2007

Table Top

When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.

Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING

by FvS January 30, 2009

talent

elite counterstrike player

Now he has talent, no wait! That is the one and only, talent.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

balls on the table

When a man or woman makes their sexual intentions unmistakably clear.

Guy A: "Every five minutes she says, 'i need someone to make out with' and so i say 'let's go' and then later she says she thought i was joking."

Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"

by sinistlor December 8, 2009

talented

1.someone who is sexually attractive
2.someone with a knack for something
3.someone who is good at something, particularly something sexual

1.damn, that boy is talented
2.beyonce is such a talented singer
3.he is very talented with his tounge.

by jessica January 27, 2004

tablecloth

A performance move, used to show off in an extremem game of Jenga. It involves the bottom layer only having one block in the middle left, which is usually early on in the game. It is advised that there is a full layer of three blocks above the lower piece.

The player must grab said base block, and yank it out the stack as fast as physically possible, in order to keep the stack stable and avoid tippage. Unless you are a certified Extreme Jenga Player™, this move is not recommended.

Uusally the result of this move is amazement from other players along with shouts of 'OH MY GOD', especially when done out of the blue. This also leaves an unstable pile, making your game of Extreme Jenga™ that little bit more extreme.

*pulls piece*
All: "Oh my god! He did a tablecloth!"
*smug look*

by Phil Beveridge September 17, 2008