cincinatti soft spot

When one penetrates a pregnant woman to the extent that ones jebend becomes lodged in the soft spot of the unborn foetus' skull, increasing the child's propensity to develop a distinctly concave forehead

Dopey- Whats up with Carl's forehead?
Gil- I heard his mum was taking it from some black guy during her third trimester
Dopey- Ah the old cincinatti soft spot ! Actually I think that may have been me, my bad
Gil- ROFL

by Chuck Rambo February 22, 2008

soft serve

The act of having horrible fire ass, and spilling out what appears to be a delicoius chocolate twisty.

I drank highlife 40's last night till 3 am.. Got up this morning , tried to fart, and filled my boxers like a waffle cone and softserve!

by Hank Reed March 1, 2005

softcore

Opposite of hardcore.

by Pied Peeper December 23, 2002

soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.

I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.

by real name October 22, 2014

soft

When a party has no alcoholic beverages

Hey John, the party is a no-go tonight, it's gonna be soft

by hood hop September 5, 2005

soft cunt

Someone who isn't 'onto' it, doesn't understand something or things in general.

'wah ya soft cunt' 'what u upto ya soft cunt' 'SOFT CUNT!' 'urr ya soft cunt'

by ARMS March 29, 2005

soft taco

code words for sexual tension; related urst; originated in high school theater back stage when one's friends have extreme unresolved sexual tension and you need to talk about it without them knowing

"wow, look at those two, they have a huge soft taco!"

"the soft taco between those two is so huge i wonder if they can eat it all by themselves..."

by Liz July 18, 2005