Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.

I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...

by I am me, who I am November 12, 2022

Royally Suck

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.

Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh

by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022

Sad Sucking

The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.

Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.

Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?

Alec: Sad Sucking bros!

by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022

SUSSY SUCK

When you and ur “CrewMate” are in “MedBay” and u and her or he are having a SUSSY sucking festival but both of u r the only ones who “bought” tickets

WAnnA SUSSY SuCk
JASON! >:( IM UR MOTHER
StIlL ;)

by Α January 20, 2022

Kevin sucks

People named Kevin sucks in general, they also fancy dicks in all shapes and sizes

My homie Kevin sucks so bad

by MrGigz February 4, 2022

Suck a shit

A combination of “eat shit” and “suck a dick”. To be used as an insult, When you can’t decide which to use

Person A: “Hey bro, could you help me with my homework?”

Person B: “nah bro, suck a shit”

Person A: “eat shit and suck a dick”
Person B: “nah,you can suck a shit”

by Slanggmaker88 November 11, 2020

Jamie sucks

Its when your sister Jamie believes everything on urban dictionary

man i canty believe Jamie sucks

by Timanator79 November 13, 2020