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Citation not needed

Its as good as a fact. Nobody should question this.
"Oh, Zachary is a definite cunt. Citation not needed."
by TheMonkOfWesteros September 25, 2017
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the old needle condom

''The old needle condom'' means when you can't find any condoms with your girl but you find your mom's old sewing kit and you use it as your condom. You just put it in your dick's hole.
James: dude me and my girl couldn't find any condoms last night.
Michael: so what did you do, my kneegrow?
James: I used the old needle condom trick.
by heheshreccsde September 20, 2018
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If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy

“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.
Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah
by A limelight ofc December 19, 2020
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Needle Dick

A long, slender penis with hardly any width.
Britney Spears: OMG did you see that needle dick?
Kevin Federline: Yes when i sucked that i didn't even hardly have to open my mouth!
by Sharon Butts November 7, 2009
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needham

1. A crappy town which, if the people were to be judged solely by the stores within, would be filled with fat, vain, extremely rich people. Hey, maybe sometimes you can judge a book by it's cover.
2. The armpit of New England
3. Commonly known as Weedham...for obvious reasons.
4. Home to the oldest rivalry in US history, having been rivals with neighbor Wellesly since its succession from Needham in the early 1700's.
Hey kid, where you from?

Needham

Oh crap, sorry about that. Here, gimme all your money, FATTY. NO WONDER YOU SUCK AT SPORTS!
by Sassy le Quatch June 19, 2006
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Needa

some dumb shit idiots say or text when they mean 'need to'
idiot #1-Hey dude, I needa get a new dildo to shove in my ass because my last one broke from over use, you wanna do with me?

idiot #2-Aight, I needa get a new sex doll as well.

idiot #1-Awesome, we can go together!
by dabuldr44 October 19, 2014
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Needling

When one with a needle dick gets completely out of control. Completely out of line. Needling to the extreme.
by Dennmoney March 3, 2011
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