Johnny concrete

UK slang: Sometimes called 'Ten Men' or 'Billy Big Bollocks' Is an unconfident male who's only asset is their physical size. They use bravado to hide their inadequacies as a male. However many suffer from the human variant of 'small dog syndrome' and are in fact smaller in stature than they believe themselves to be. They waste money watching pay per view Boxing matches and MMA fighting on Sky Sports and delude themselves into believing they can do it. Because they are emotionally immature they are most aggressive watching such crap in pubs with their equally dumbass friends whilst of their bonce on coke. Tellingly will only bully other males they believe are weak. Typically a coward. If someone half their size stands up to them there's a good chance they'll have their ass beat or will back down. They'll make a lot of noise to get your attention so you look over to give them an avenue to make eye contact so they can instigate a confrontation for looking at them.

Oy!! Are you looking at my ex girlfriends sisters pint!!!

Ignore the prick he's just being a Johnny concrete.

by Melloj1 September 2, 2021

JOHNNEYING

The use of excessive force by a school mental health professional or teacher on a student. Especially when the incident is dismissed on a technicality, making it likely to reoccur without oversite.

Or PE teacher, Mr. Smith, has been Johnneying the second-graders again.

by RPSTruther February 22, 2024

Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age

Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!

by Kitty June 28, 2004

johnnyblaaze

a cool kid that has a knickname that begins with a "J" and blazes alot.

"yo johnnyblaaze is stickin that kid Omari at OP, damn i feel sorry for a nigga cause Johnny be blaazin"

by JAY a.k.a EY December 14, 2004

johnny short

English slang, the practice of trying to pay less than agreed, or trying not to pay at all.

'when it comes time to pay they be doing a johnny short'

by KooKaaPie January 27, 2007

johnny blitzcreak

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)

It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv

by Baddaman January 14, 2008

Johnnygagging

Overcomplication of a simple phrase by using excessive wording.

"You know that animal? The one that's kind of like a horse, except not? It has like, a mayne and stripes and stuff? You know? Zebras? You know what I'm talking about? They're like little horses."

"Stop that johnnygagging!"

"quit johnnygagging!"
"don't be such a johnnygagger!"
"I hate it when you johnnygag."

by BrianWilcott January 18, 2009