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Johnnyshit

Derives from the actor Johnny Depp
1.One who looks too young/too good/too hot for their age
2.one who doesn’t look their age
Sharon: how old is that guy?
Karen: he's 25
Sharon: that's Johnnyshit, man!
by Kitty June 28, 2004
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Johnnysinsophobia

Having a fear of Johnny Sins
Scrolling through PornHub you see him you have johnnysinsophobia NO NO NO NO NO NO BITCH HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS gatorade me bitch MAGNETS!
by DarkoDuc August 23, 2022
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Johnshit

-Similar to a Pajeet, Although the term Johnshit itself is a deterioration of the word Zoroastrian. Whereas Zoroaster founder of Zoroastrianism is referred as John.

- A Johnshit is an apostate Iranic teen with ultra nationalistic, thus extremist tendencies hailing from the following countries: Pakistan, Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan or Turkey, whose ethno nationalism gets to their head, so much so that they want their past empires to be reborn and even call for returning to the past religion of the Iranic peoples, mainly Zoroastrianism.

-A Johnshit blames Islam for the so called "collapse of Iranic Civilization", refusing to realize the Iranic peoples contributed the most to the Islamic Golden Age.

-A Johnshit also calls for genocide of Semitic and Indic people.

-The most remarkable Johnshits are average Iranian/Persian youth and some ultra-nationalist Afghan youth. Might include Kurds as well.
Did you see that Haramzad mf, he hates Islam and wants Afghanistan to go apostate, what a Johnshit!

Here comes Anushzadeh wearing that Farahvar chain , sucks to be a Johnshit!

Modern generation of Iranian youth hate Khomeini regime , no wonder they are becoming Johnshits.

Iranian youth are leaving their faith to return to their Johnshit roots , like just move on lol.
by TokugawaYoshinobu July 14, 2022
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JohnnySwirl

Inserting 2-4 fingers slowly into his hole and then gently swirling around until you find the spot where his eyes just roll back in his head.
After leaving the bar he had the Johnnyswirl done to him and no one could ever please his hole the same.
by J Poodle July 30, 2022
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