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Time Hog

International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."

"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by International Pig of Mystery September 20, 2013
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Claude Hog

A developer who deploys Claude API calls with reckless abandon, burning through the team's monthly token budget in days, leaving their teammates staring at rate-limit errors and existential dread.
Those devs over there are a bunch of Claude Hogs who eat up (consume) all of the tokens within days of us getting them.
by Ricdiablo November 11, 2025
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Hog Struck

Becoming fascinated or greatly impressed after seeing a particularly breathtaking dick pic.
After Chaughn sent his dick pic to the group chat I was instantly Hog Struck. I've been able to think of nothing else for days on end now.
by mooseshadows April 1, 2025
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Hog in the Henhouse

When a male enters a room filled predominantly with women.
Sarah: “what’s that guy doing at our womens rights protest?”

Ashley: “I don’t know, he’s a total hog in the henhouse.”
by Beach red neck September 11, 2021
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Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.
- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle
by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023
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crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.
Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.
by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024
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hog fever

When you eat a huge meal and fall into a food coma.
Travis ate a HUGE turkey dinner and fell into hog fever like a dumb ass.
by Narcolepticdickswallower November 16, 2017
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