Reverse Beer Goggles

When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.

Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."

Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."

by The Duchess of Drinking October 29, 2009

clout goggles

a pair of iconic white (SOMETIMES ANOTHER COLOR)and oval sunglasses. the maker of these mumble rapper glasses was curt kobain. oh geez IS IT DANK BOI

PLAY BOI CARTI HAD SOME CLOUT GOGGLES THAT WERE BLACK!

by HJWJKM8M8 October 24, 2017

Goggles

Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.

Angela was passed out drunk last night, so I pulled out my sack and gave her goggles.

by Air MarcGyver August 12, 2003

Arabian Goggles

When a man sits on someones forehead so that his testicles cover there eyes and his shaft runs down the lenth of their nose.

Actually, Arabian Goggles would be very becoming on you.

by Jedi Funk September 24, 2005

Google

Google was released in September 4th, 1998, in Menlo Park, California. The creators of Google bought YouTube. It earns revenue from advertising, email, Internet search, online mapping, office productivity, social networking, and video hosting services. It was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Google is cool, because I use their email and the search engine often.

by MisaTange July 6, 2009

Google-Ass

What you get from being admin all fuckin' day

hey bitch, can see your google-ass hangin out from your muffin top

by mr admin April 19, 2010

Google machine

Common parlance for a computer, typically with access to the Internet

How did you find that out, did you check that out on your google machine?

Sam got home and looked up his friend TIM on his google machine

by Chiguy21 January 1, 2012