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beer goggles

The strange appearance of contact lenses which elevate previously obnoxious multi warted hogs, to the status of worth having a go on.
"feels warm, smells nice, female... Good start, FUCK Me, i must of been wearing my beer Goggles, hope i had brewers droop, cus i'd hate to see the offspring of this one".
by stouffer March 4, 2003
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Gogeta

a type of autisim where he screams fusion ha all the FUCKING TIME
by Biobuxane June 19, 2018
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lopsy-gogged

The sheets on this bed are all lopsy-gogged; can you please tuck them in?
by Dayna Darby April 21, 2004
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Halo Goggles

Light perscription glasses or vision enhancing device needed/worn only while watching TV, playing video games, or attending sporting events.
Well if we're gonna play Matchmaking, I better put on my Halo Goggles, I need every advantage I can get!
by Williestyle December 28, 2008
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goblersnob

a condition where the nasel passages have been inflamed at birth as a result of being dropped face first to the floor.
Chris are you on medication for that goblersnob.
by Clint March 1, 2003
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Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

A phrase of mostly-unknown origin which is used on forums and image boards to denote that a certain story or image is shocking, disgusting, appalling, etc.
*someone posts scat porn*

Me: ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!
by desudesudesu September 5, 2007
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roman goggles

The opposite of "plating." To wear Roman goggles is to go through life not willing to see people's shit.
Some of the people who come into the ER are so dysfunctional, I have to wear Roman goggles just to stitch them up.
by SootyUnicorn December 8, 2013
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