Beyond The Mint Gates

The act of SJW-ing an Instagram account to death.

"Did you hear about that kid who got suspended?"
"Yeah someone found out about his meme account and totally pulled a Beyond The Mint Gates on him."

by papapapapapara March 1, 2019

Flooding the gates

When a man accidentally ejaculates into a woman and urinates inside of her to flush it out.

1“How was last night man?”
2“Not good, I came in her so I ended up flooding the gates.”
1“Close one.”

by The Clorax December 23, 2020

Alfie george gates

Son of a very strange man and has a very attractive mother

alfie george gates's mum is so fit

by MattN36 January 16, 2022

The Fudge Gates Are Open

Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.

Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.

by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022

Heaven’s Gateway

The combination of caffeine, nicotine, ethanol, and THC. A heavenly pairing of all of your typical gateway drugs, hence the name.

What’s up bro? How you doin?
“Man, I am absolutely chilling off the Heaven’s Gateway.”

by Schlawngo February 16, 2023

Closing the cum gates

When a men is about to cum and his girl pinches the tip of his cock to stop it

Damm bro my girl just started Closing the cum gates

by Big jiggly honkers March 20, 2023

Entering the pearly gates

After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

Dave: Yo Joe, my girl wanted me to enter the pearly gates after she got creampied by Quandale!

Joe: No way bro she must be for the streets

Entering the pearly gates: After a girl has been cream pied by another male, you start fucking her pussy.

by George Looney IV July 18, 2023