buttery crumpet

When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.

That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Chrissy crumple

A game on roblox / what stranger things fans use to say: vecina killing Chrissy.

Hey wanna play Chrissy crumple

by Charl3s12 October 17, 2022

porn crumpet

Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:

(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)

(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?

by ssflss January 10, 2023

Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.

It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023

Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed

That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy

by VileGay September 20, 2023

Shahaad crumpler

Shahaad is a sexy beast of the wild
He is a rizzer and has very good sex menuvers

Shahaad crumpler his a very small but wide penis and weighs 5 tons

by Beau sexias November 19, 2023

Rolly Crumpet

To take a poo or make stinky chocolate on the ground while waiting in the line at Walt Disney world to ride a ride or see an attraction publicly infront of everyone.

That kid just made a Rolly Crumpet! I guess he was waiting in line too long and couldn’t hold it in anymore .

by 420D-Portkid November 26, 2023