cooter-jane

essentially another word for a vagina or pussy

i fucked her cooter-jane so hard last night bro, it was so tight

by lardlard November 13, 2021

chootybeeks

booty cheeks but with the “ch” and “b” switched

damnnnn she got some thicc chootybeeks

by Ka$hMoneyBlonko November 18, 2021

Cootastank

The unwelcoming, unpleasantly rank, and to never be forgotten smell of a women's seemingly dying vaginal region; to be compared to a sea of rotting fish corpse.

-For visual stimulation search for images of women's Blue Waffle

Scene: Student best friends practicing for massage therapy at their school clinic- separated by nothing more than hanging drapes*-

Girl 1: *COUGH COUGH GAAAG*

"Excuse me for a moment please."

*Slides open drape and closes exiting on other side*

Girl 2: *Hears girl 1 and exits her own draped area, telling her client she needs more lotion: to find her friend taking gasps of air as quietly as possible- face red as a tomato*

Girl 2: *Whispers* "Dude wtf is wrong with you??"
*Before she could get her answer she smells it...*

Girl 1: *Trying to gracefully gain her composure- Nods toward her booth*-
"Dude that is some serious cootastank"
*gagging through the end of the word as if she was actually calling it "Cootastaaank"

-Neither able at that point to hold their composure the final 45 min duration of their massages.

by Witty-Rose🌹 August 13, 2021

Cooterbreath

CooterBreath is when someone licks off a girl and their breathe smells like a cooter

*man licks off a girl*

Girl:Your breathe smells like my cooter

*his breathe was Cooterbreathe

by Ya mummmmm August 26, 2021

cooter joover

The act of a man sucking aggressively on the vaginal opening during oral intercorse

'Yeah man i rocked her world last night i gave her the cooter joover

by Jenry .C. Joover September 18, 2021

Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021

cooter crippler

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

by legendary 71 September 24, 2021