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Computer

the thing that you break when we lose in a video game.
by KFCNIGGAKID10293IE September 28, 2020
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computer's

A gadget made out of wires, and copper, for stalking and hunting people.

A horrible mistake and should be banished
''Hey! He's Watching Porn On his multiple Computer's!''
by Cock-Ball-Torture January 14, 2021
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computer

something i want to punch after a day of online school
im sick and tired of quarantine. not even my computer can take it, its starting to run slow
by johny fucking depp April 5, 2021
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Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.
I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.
by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021
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computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine
look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far
by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021
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Computer Bunny

A biological male who is interested in tech related things, while constantly switching from being masculine to feminine.
Did you see that Jake guy today, he was wearing a skirt right?
Yeah, he's a real computer bunny, ya know?
by BunnySmile June 30, 2021
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computerlizard

Person A: My computer has 50 Gigaturds, 17 Terashits, 95 Megafarts, 7 Troglobites, 19, Trogolglogloblytes, and 2 DologloNites
Person B: (fuckin computerlizard)
by Saguya July 3, 2021
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