A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
I was driving thru the hood and saw a stankin ratchet standing next to a puddle and I cleaned her up with a hood bath.
by jfiles June 23, 2014
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April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
by Hecate69 April 18, 2019
by brookelynfd December 06, 2017
"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."
"That's not a drink, Steve."
by Elyix December 12, 2021
(Turd in the hot tub) is that a bath truffle?
by MayMay85 April 05, 2021