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Vampie

1. A type of pie that can feed on your blood from the inside to slowly kill you
2. a type of pie that can turn you into a vampire
3. a soul placed into a pie to be eaten and slowly drink the victom blood till it dies and the soul can take over the victoms blood.
1. "Did you hear that Alex got served yesterday"
"How so?"
"Mary made him a vampie for desert"
"Lol, he deserves it"
2. Max ate a vampie, and now he's hotter than Edward Cullen. Who knew that a chess club nerd could get so hot with just a vampie.
3. Linda died a few days ago, but the witches put her soul in a vampie. A few days later Linda was in pop star Miley Cyrus's body and started posting dirty pictures of herself on the web.
by TheDeadPie February 23, 2009
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Vampire Knight

A mopey, brooding, pathetic manga/anime about vampires and humans. Very similar to Twilight, but creepier, with the whole incest thing. So why can't I stop reading it?
Vampire Knight= creepy, but addictive.
by SilawenGreenleaf August 17, 2011
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VAMO

Acronym for "Views are my own." Used to save characters in your Twitter bio, or other social profiles.
Bio: Social Media Strategist at Social Media Land. Foodie, movie lover, fashionista. *LIVE*LOVE*LAUGH* Don't be talk about it, be about it. VAMO.
by karaeclark May 28, 2015
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Penis Vampire

A girl who will resort to promiscuous or flirtatious behaviour to get help, advice or anything else she wants from a helpless male victim. Once achieving her goals ("sucking him dry"), the penis vampire ignores the poor sod, treating him like a total stranger.
Male 1: Wow, I'm so bummed out, I thought I had a chance with Emma

Male 2: Why what happened?

Male 1: She asked me to help her study for philosophy and she was all flirty and I thought I was in but after the exam, she totally ignored me.

Male 2: That Penis Vampire sucked you dry!
by Rustee John January 9, 2009
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cock vampire

One who pursues cock at all costs when the moon comes out. This pursuit usually ends with the sucking off the life juice (semen) out of a person resulting in absolute shame.
M-OH.....MY....GODDD! WhHHATT is thaat???

E-LOL it's silvia the cock vampire, shes off to vampirize some cocks.

M-What a fat silly cunt...

E-I better run now...

M-May the force be with you.
by Obi Wan KeNOOBi November 5, 2006
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vamper

the best person you can find online who has a huge penis
man vamper is awsome and his dick is huge
by someone November 15, 2004
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psychic vampire

A made up mythical creature just like Centaurs and Leprechauns. Probably stemming from modern-day culture's obsession with vampires.
Tony: Oh Jesus! A psychic vampire!
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
by Wesley Durrance October 9, 2005
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