Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009

toaster streudle

a sexual technique between a guy and a girl that involves a guy pulling his dick out the girl right before he is about to jizz, then jizzing all over her chest and stomach area, making a zig zag like pattern that reflects a patern made on toaster streudles.

Dave did a toaster streudle on his bitch because she likes hot cum all over her.

(Verb) He toaster streudled that hoe.

by FunkMasterFlex447 May 26, 2009

Toaster Scrambler

A Toaster Scrambler is a room full of hot sweaty men either naked or partially clothed and derives from the Pillsbury treat Toaster Scramblers. The scene gets it name from the tasty treat due to the Pillsbury item involving a large amount of usually meaty items packed into a hot steamy, doughy, and toasted environment. A toaster scrambler is in no way, shape or form gay although there appear to be many homoerotic undertones accompanying it in the varying cultures where these scenes of sweat, stench, and abundant man meat appear.

Leah: You will never believe what I walked into at the YMCA tonight.
Steve: What happened?
Leah: I took a right when I was supposed to take a left and I walked right into a toaster scrambler that looked like it dated back at least to the 1940's.

by Let'sGetTropical July 27, 2013

Toaker

A Word created by Rapper Kwame Toaker, to describe a dedicated marijuana smoker.

David has been smoking weed everyday single day since he was 14, now that's a Toaker for you.

by missymensahmary July 6, 2015

Toan

A guy who is usually fine and chill. Can basically get along with anyone asking as they’re aren’t weird. He doesn’t mind it when people pronounce his name wrong.

Yo Toan needs to stop eating before he gains weight.

by Too Bong November 24, 2019

Toast Chee

describing something that is fire or lit. Meaning that it is cool or awesome.

Person 1: “I am going to California this week!”
Person 2: “Dude, that’s like toast chee!”

by Ulysses S. Taint November 8, 2021

moist toast

it is when you ejaculate on to your partner"s chest and begin to rub it in with your penis such as spreading butter on toast

i totally gave my girlfriend a moist toast last night!!:)

by VillanKid November 7, 2010