The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
Get the Pot Noodle Psychosismug. A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".
by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016
Get the Two-Minute-Noodlemug. When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.
Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.
by The Sadist September 30, 2021
Get the Noodle Pipe Hypemug. when someone has the nastiest breath you have every breathed and it smells like a concoction of chicken noodle soup, tuna, and stank. when you smell this smell, there is a 99.999999999% chance that you will be scared for life, potentially dead. it is especially common in middle school boys who have no sense of hygiene at all. once you have smelled tuna noodle stank, you will know immediately. pls be careful out there
Wait.. do you guys smell that? What is that smell?
I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf
.. two periods later ..
Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*
I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf
.. two periods later ..
Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*
by ligilakename10940839 March 15, 2023
Get the Tuna Noodle Stankmug. A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative
Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since
by 1818551 June 27, 2023
Get the Silly noodle timemug. by rinlovesstrokingit January 31, 2023
Get the Chicken Noodle Soupmug. The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the German noodle leashmug.