Definitions by ThatDudeWhoWrites

Two-Minute-Noodle 

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

Two-Minute-Noodle by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016

best-friend-wich

A best-friend-wich is when two best friends get into a threesome together but keep the third party between them to avoid any direct sexual contact.

No Mina and I did not have sex, we did a best-friend-wich with Gary.

best-friend-wich by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 5, 2016