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Turnfucksplosion

"That guy is a turnfucksplosion"
by animeblackfox August 1, 2009
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Bum Turnip

A long white vegetable that grows in the anus after eating a certain combination of vegetables. Often considered a delicacy amongst hardcore rimming circles.
After a long and cold winter Jen's Bum Turnip snapped off after long bum chew.
by buggarliplover January 20, 2009
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pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.
After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.
by Leopold's Stotch October 1, 2010
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THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER

While you are engaging in doggy style sex a co-worker walks in and catches you in the act and without hesitation you stick out your hand the index finger and birdie finger extended and point to the girl and say "GET IN HERE"! thus forming the THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER or the eiffel tower!
at a party you talk a girl into going somerwhere to be alone. shortly after starting doggy style sex a man bursts in and you without hesitation say hey get in here! thus forming the eiffel tower or "THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER"
by chief salty August 4, 2011
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turning left

Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.
Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life
by Ken the Pom February 26, 2008
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turned on the waterworks

English slang for crocodile tears. Crying on request. This can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks (faucet, tap, sprinklers).

This offense is normally committed by chicks. Also seen from football soccer players when they're trying to con a referee.
She turned on the waterworks. Her moms was totally convinced.

Eg:2 After being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn't love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved.

Eg:3 Cristiano Ronaldo won a penalty for Real Madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. Miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.
by fr3kysnail February 24, 2012
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too turnt

when you've had too much to drink and you're passed out on the floor
by goonzzz123 October 9, 2013
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